Sure call us feminists, just becuase we like to create our own non-existent battles.
We would never want to be with someone who would have us as their girlfriend. So, stop calling the next day. We take your interest as a sign of poor taste, just like your use of emoticons. Your compliments are just masked desperation. They are less validating than personal best medals. You don't even make us feel insecure about our appearance anymore. What do we have to live for, if not your unrealized appreciation?
You know who else begs for attention, dogs! So, make me your bitch.
If we wanted constant approval we would get girlfriends.