We Don't Give Anything But Consent

I guess you could call us hyper-feminists, becuase we don't expect to be treated equally, we expect everything to be done for us. We just want to sit there, silently, have you come over and start flirting. We want you to be smarter and funnier than us. We want you to call the next day. We want you to take charge. And if you expect us to get on top,  you better give us a shot of adrenaline and a protein bar . Losing a sneeze is more satisfying than being on top.  If we wanted to be active participants in our love lives we would be lesbians.